Lol I've been tagged by ! This time I see it's a fun one,so let's do it!


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Dear ...

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I've become retarded. I think I realized it When I changed tennis shoes At the mental hospital and I saw you Carve your initials in My twin in Thailand. I'm sure you're Confused enough to understand How awful I've felt. I'm returning Your bum ring to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Was interviewed by Altair about Eggplant-fetishism .

Go jump off the cliff I'm about to build, .
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Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your icon-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Your imaginary unicorn shat rainbows
Red - Our toe nails fell out
White - I've become retarded
Black - I wish I was a fish
Green - I'm stealing your star sign
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I've taken a job as a ferret tickler
Pink - Your hairy back is insulting
Brown - The Yakuza want to tattoo you
No shirt - I'm possibly naked
Other - I'm in love with myself

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put antlers on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your head
Pasta - Outside of my shoe house
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate fried cross-dressers
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Johnny Depp
Fish - In little dog's clothing
Sandwiches - At the sacficial chamber
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With my raccoon and his rock collection

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Dance on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put sandwiches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the eyebrows off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Gandalf
Brown - My whoopie cushion
Purple - My cake platter
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My Okami plant
Yellow - My twin in Thailand
Orange - My stamp collection
Pink - Bob
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
Smallville - pre-menstrual
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Dad - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Cleveland Show - Middle-class
None of the above - Confused

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How uninteresting you are
Bored - That the Easter Bunny doesn't exist
Angry - That your face is at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your scooter sucks
Apathetic - That I did a number 2
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your cheesy toe
Cuddly - That I get turned on by  coral reefs
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That My little Pony sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your bum ring
Yellow - Your alphabet soup letters
Red - Your Darth Vader cardboard cut-out
Black - Your mossy stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the space station

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Our Godzilla outfits
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your photo
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by Altair about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - Spyro
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Templars

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Retarded regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go jump off the cliff I'm about to build
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to the fungus in your left armpit
Egypt - Kindly dig your own grave and lie in it
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your decomposed family
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This is how this works: You must substitute space with numbers (like "___1___") for the answer of the questions above,according with their number too. In __1__ you should replace by pasting some answer of the question no. 1,for example.
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Lol my text didn't have any sense,how crazy!! I feel sorry foor sending a letter like this to *DansuDragon,because I'm afraid I may get her ill for my insanity.
Haha just kidding,this was very crazy and funny,I was honst on answers.

Well,I don't like tagging people so,if you would like to do this too,feel free! Just copy and paste and edit your answers,hehe.



                       
Now will back to my Twilight Princess fanart,hehe...see ya,hugs all~
           Sun